1. strangely-poetic:

    jesuser:

    imagine all your online friends living near you

    "KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST"

  2. softboycollective:

fullghettoalchemist:

shit

there it is
  3. pierakor:

    my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

    THIS FUCKING GUY

    JUST GOT STRAIGHT UP FRAMED BY HIS BEST FRIEND

    WAS SENT TO HIS DEATH BY HIS OTHER FRIENDS

    ALMOST GOT KILLED IN A BOTCHED EXECUTION

    CAME BACK LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

    AND STRAIGHT UP FORGIVES ALL OF THEM IN A HEARTBEAT NO QUESTIONS ASKED

    LOOK AT THIS GUY

    SOME OF YA’LL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN’T EVEN FORGIVE SOMEBODY ON THIS SITE FOR HAVING AN OTP YOU CAN’T AGREE WITH

    YA’LL COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM MOTHERFUCKING MAKOTO NAEGI

    i was on mobile on the highway when i saw this so the pictures didn’t load and i was 110% sure this was a post about jesus until i got to the last line and then i just kind of turned off my phone and stared out the window for a while

  4. snaps from central: sent from alphonse elric → all contacts; sent from greedling → alphonse elric

  5. legalist217:

    justmargaret:

    hiddenhogwarts:

    After Fred died George developed a line of Cheering Chocolates, Nightmare Nougat and Memory Mallow for himself and others with PTSD. 

    Eventually he expanded the line to Safe Silent Sparklers for those with sound sensitivities or triggers and Trigger Talismans which vibrate and block out sound when a trigger is said so that the wearer can leave. 

    HEADCANON SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, AND ACCEPTED.

    No you know why this is great? It makes canonical sense. Like, Fred and George were already profiting off of war support back in book 6 with their invisibility line, so it’s not like there wouldn’t be profit in making this stuff. 

  6. harrysde:

    From Elon James White Tuesday night.

  7. cakejam:

    adobe-outdesign:

    sociallychallengednerd:

    what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

    http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

    wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

  8. iswearimnotnaked:

    If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone