1. kkaroushi:

    crazyress:

    avianawareness:

    videohall:

    For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

    > Literal translation

    Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

    Bird: “What’s wrong?”

    Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

    Bird: “Okay, understood.”

    Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

    Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

    Owner: “Got it.”

    > That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

    > Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

    > For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

    The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

    im having an out of body experience

    I love mynah birds. Hope I can own one some day!

  2. xxcron:

sparkledick:

5secondsofsmumer:

j4479:

deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

Someone please explain this.

oh my god.

    xxcron:

    sparkledick:

    5secondsofsmumer:

    j4479:

    deserves at least a sarcastic laugh. 

    this has been on my dash all day and I just got it now

    Someone please explain this.

    oh my god.

  3. khubleesi:

    thatfunnyblog:

    I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

    I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again

  4. heliosdayspring:

    me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

    me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

  5. ciggers:

    i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

  6. masturbraiding:

    Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

  7. 
Marilyn Monroe in Korea, February 1954.
    Marilyn Monroe in Korea, February 1954.
  8. passific-rim-job:

    nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

    a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
    have a daughter
  9. Aug. 31 10:28 am

    justice4mikebrown: