davidapologist:

B L O O D Y  A L A D D I N

perferted:

staceythinx:

Orbital Mechanics by Tatiana Plakhova 

Wow.

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snorkeldink-curdelsnoot:

Me: I have to sing showtunes.

Chase:  Sing “I’m a barbie girl.”

Me: I said showtunes. Not gay tunes.

weedjoke420:

what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably

docdrex:

allhailthepumpkinqueen:

The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

skarner

heartswontlie:

I swear if any of you guys actually did this I would love you forever. If you send me your number on anon I’ll message you like rn.


me: *walks into a restaurant wearing all black and smudged eyeliner*
me: *says "please" 800 times and smiles at small children*

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